Lobang hidungmu, tetap menjadi, pujaannnn~

Perasan tak. Besar gila lubang hidung Messi. Sebab tu stamina kuat, sebab supply oksigen cukup untuk metabolism di otot-otot. (Ok sudah pandai buat lawak ilmiah, ini adalah suatu kemajuan, sila jangan kutuk.)

Kesian Argentina kena belasah kaw-kaw dengan favorite team gua dari kecik, Germany tadi malam. Ada beberapa teori sebab kenapa depa kalah;

1. Defense sangat hampeh, mungkin kerana sudah down disebabkan goal pada minit ke-3 oleh si Mueller yang muka macam asyik nak menangis tu. Aku rasa Argentina semalam takdak rasa nak defend goal langsung! Asyik meniarap sana, tertonggeng sini, tapi goal-goal semua senang gila nak masuk.

2. Kalau cuma mengharapkan si lobang hidung besar memang tak kan jalan. Harus ada teamwork yang mantap seperti Germans. Hnn hnns. Teamwork plus lobang hidung besar, pasti kau boleh!

3. Dan aku rasa, semua anak buah Maradona tak sanggup nak tengok orang tua itu run naked around the city. Itu bakal menjadi suatu pemandangan yang kurang enak. Bagus lah mereka mengalahkan diri kali ni. Actually how could he say something like that, macam dia sendiri tak percaya anak buah dia boleh menang, not that running naked around the city would make any of his player happy right..?

Semoga Germany menang ini tahun.  Crossing my fingers for them. =D

Ok satu soalan. Kenapa bila aku kata Mesut Ozil henskem, kawan-kawan aku semua nak gelakkan aku?

P/S: Lubang hidung Messi adalah 5kali ganda lebih besar dari lubang hidungku. Patutla saye kuat tidoq.. Hmm. (-_-)

Congratulations Puan Aemell

Bangga ok, kawan saye cun gile! Tak sangka budak kecik ni dah jadi isteri orang sekarang. Isk isk rasa nak menangis kegembiraan, dan nak menangis kesedihan juga sebab tak dapat pergi wedding dia. 

Aemell, congratulations to you and your significant half. He seems like a good guy, I'm sure he will take care of you. ;-)

P/S: Ko sangat sangat comel ok. Sekarang nak panggil ko chimpanzee pun dah tak boleh. =P

Butuh, Gampang dan Pantat

Beberapa minggu lepas aku ada chatting dengan best friend aku masa kat kolej, seorang wanita yang agak otai sejak dari aku kenal dia, tapi tiba-tiba aku kena tegur dengan dia. Dia kata aku sekarang sudah lain, makin senang mencarut. Dulu nak keluar 'sial' pun terkumat-kamit, sekarang bukan main kencang lagi mulutku ini. Ehehe. (-_-")

Aku sedikit sebanyak sedar juga perubahan aku yang satu ini. But in my defense, aku kadang-kadang dah konpius apa yang orang kata mencarut, apa yang tidak.

Mari berteka-teki, dalam ayat ni, ada berapa carutan yang boleh kau jumpa?

"Irah, aku butuh bantuanmu untuk suntik patient itu soalnya aku sekarang lagi sibuk."

"Oh ok, gampang lah.. Mau aku suntik dia di mana?"

"Di pantatnya sebelah kiri ya."

Dalam ayat tersebut tak ada pihak yang berniat meng'insult' dan tak ada yang rasa 'insulted'.

Begitu juga dengan carutan-carutan lain, when it is used just as a word, people shouldn't take it too personally. As long as you know the lines where it gets inappropriate to say those words, then to me it's not a big deal.

Tetapi sekiranya menggunakan carutan dengan niat meng'insult', itu adalah sangat tidak cool. Apa lagi kalau disertai dengan kemarahan membuak sehingga kembang kempis lubang hidung.

P/S: Serious tak ada hati nak join politik kalau macam ni gayanya. (-_-")

Kaedah Mengorat Cuba Jaya

Aku rasa naik meluat. Apesal lelaki-lelaki sekarang kalau nak mengorat terus cakap nak masuk meminang? Terus tanya hantaran nak berapa?

Apa muka aku ni desperado sangat ke diorang belum apa-apa tanya harga aku macam nak beli rokok kat kedai runcit.

Ke aku je yang asyik jumpa laki-laki kualiti haprak macam ni?

Ke memang macam ni cara orang berumur macam aku ni mengorat? Dah tak ada challenge nak impress perempuan, dah tak ada nak bagi rasa butterflies-in-the-stomach thingy tu, dah tak ada kejutan, dah tak ada excitement, direct je tanya pasal hantaran nak berapa.

Kadang-kadang malas nak layan sebab pikir diorang ni bergurau, tapi bila tak layan, diorang asyik kejar je, kata diorang serious. Serious apa kejadah nye la. Serious nak kena reject?

Bila aku tak layan, orang kata aku kuat memilih, jual mahal. Habis kau nak aku respon apa kalau belum kenal dah tanya soalan-soalan macam tu? Belum betul-betul kenal dah kata love you, miss you, demam rindu, tak lena tidur la.

Aku tak marah, tapi kecewa. Kecewa sebab asyik jumpa mereka yang menjengkelkan macam ni.

This type of man would only make me feel worse, like I'm some perempuan murahan who they can directly talk about the price to marry me, or say 'I love you' without actually meaning it, without even getting to know me first!

Apa kau ingat mengorat semua perempuan tu senang macam jawab soalan kebarangkalian pakai kaedah cuba jaya ke? Hodoh-hodoh aku pun, aku ada perasaan juga. I wanna feel special too.. (-_-,)

What the bloody fuck. I'm not fussy, but I'm just not that easy. 

P/S: Soulmate.. where art thou? (-_-,)

7 Things About Doctors That Are Not Exactly True

1. Doctors are trustworthy.

Na-ah. Doctors lie too, but only in certain conditions. =P
For instance, they can always get away from speed traps by police just by saying, "Hey I'm a doctor. Please sir, there's a dying patient in the emergency room waiting for me to get there immediately!"

2. Doctors are boring.
Not all lah, in fact they do have interesting, strange stories to share with you everyday. Stories that would either make you feel nausea or vomit right away but none that would bore you to death. You don't even have to watch SAW to get stories like that.
(Tapi memang mereka kebanyakannye boring. Skema. Boring!!!)

Ni dua ekor ni antara contoh doktor boring skema. Muka macam bagus je menyampah aku nengok.

3. Doctors live in perfectly healthy life, eat well, exercise regularly.
Believe me, they are still human being, who crave for donuts, ice cream and chocs, and steak and nasi lemak and nasi beriyani.. and nasi kandar and roti naan and sate kambing. Sorry, always got carried away when it comes to food. I also can't tell if they really have time to exercise 3 times a week like how they always educate others to do.


4. Doctors should understand how you feel.
Look, the more you deal with death, the more you deal with sick people, the more immune you become to all those sorrowful events, grief moment and depressed situation. Doctors do care about their patients, but don't expect that they would cry with you when you're sad and can tolerate all your hysterical shouting. They are trained to be an empathy listener, not sympathy.

5. Doctors are rich.
Let's put it in a more correct statement. Doctors are always over worked and under paid.

6. Doctors can understand each other's cakar ayam handwriting.
I seriously hate those messy handwriting and always have difficulty reading it. And trust me, I'm not the only one who complains a lot about their cakar ayam.

7. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Ini paling bohong. Alah kalau doctor tu kacak tiap2 hari kau rasa nak pergi jumpa, screw the apple kan. =P

Aku rasa tak wujud doktor kacak seperti ni. Muka-muka macam ni stok-stok muka himbo je.

An Old Doctor

“So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even when they’re busy doing things they think are important. This is because they’re chasing the wrong things. The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to your community around you, and devote yourself to creating something that gives you purpose and meanings” –Morrie Schwartz

I bet this old man above will be one of the very few people in this world, who have had a meaningful life before they die.

In his age of 82, he has to use a cane to walk, he has to sit on a chair to perform his solat.

But he still comes to the hospital everyday, to share what he can share, to give what he can give, to contribute what he can contribute.

What a great old man.

He do what he thinks he had to do, despite some of his students who don't appreciate him at all and just hope him to die.

Or some who couldn't help but giggling every time they saw his fake teeth nearly came out of his mouth when he was mad at the students.

Or even some who playfully snapped his picture in the middle of the lecture just to put it in their blog. =P

Ghong aaa.

I don't know you that much aa, but I'm sure that you've been a great doctor.

May Allah bless you for everything good that you've done in your life.

P/S: I, on the other hand, am sure as hell that I won't be going to the hospital to work, let alone to teach students if I will still be alive in that kind of age. =P