God Food

Another great article about food! Best jugak keje copy paste ni. Hey. Sharing is caring right. ;-)

This sounds like something God would do. Here is just a short list of examples of Whole Food Signatures.

A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye...and YES science now shows that carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.

A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart is red and has four chambers. All of the research shows tomatoes are indeed pure heart and blood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows that grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds are on the nut just like the neo-cortex. We now know that walnuts help develop over 3 dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.

Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and more look just like bones. These foods
specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these
foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet the
body pulls it from the bones, making them weak. These foods replenish
the skeletal needs of the body.

Eggplant, Avocadoes and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats 1 avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? 

.... It takes exactly 9 months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).

Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the motility of male sperm and increase the numbers of sperm as well to overcome male sterility.

Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the
glycemic index of diabetics.

Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries

Grapefruits, Oranges, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Onions look like body cells. Today's research shows that onions help
clear waste materials from all of the body cells They even produce
tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes

P/S: I need walnuts. Ho yeahh I need walnuts. (-_-)

Pergi Kemamang Makang Ketang

Walaupun ini tahun sudah bukan tahun melawat Terengganu aaa, wa talak kira, wa mau pelomot (promot) sama lu olang aa, wa mau pelomot ini satu kedai makan. Maaanyak sedap wo. Wa dari itu kecil sampai ini besar, wa selalu makan situ kalau family wa pegi itu Kemaman. Lu tau mana itu Kemamang aa?

Wa boleh kasi direction. Lu pigi itu Telengganu, lu belok kiri, lu belok kanan, pusing kiri lagi, jalan terus, lu nampak ini lestolan (restoran), warna kuning, manyak ceria, Restoran Malaysia. Kalu lu olang suka nama cina, lu olang boleh pigi itu lestolan Tong Juan, sebelah itu FotoLaju. Soli aa wa manyak patriotik, wa prefer lestolan Malaysia. Malaysia boleh. Pak Lah boleh blah. Haiya wa sudah lari topik.

Ini restoran manyak bersih. Dijamin sangat bersih oleh penyimpan mohor2 besar. Dijamin halal. Bapak wa kasitau wa, ini kedai dapat gred A dari tahun 1970-an. Huwaaa manyak cemerlang wo. Wa salut sama lu la tokey. Tokey manyak friendly, anak tokey manyak handsome, macam itu Edison Chen. Lu olang talak percaya, lu pigi sendiri! Pigi sikalang! Pigi!

Kalau lu sudah pigi sana, lu jangan lupa. Ini stuff crab lu mesti order. Walaupun isinya sudah talak padat macam dulu2. Walaupun harganya sudah naik. Lu musti cuba ini ketam., makan sama sos cilinya. Manyak sedap sehingga menjilat dinding wa cakap sama lu! Hoi lu tengok dulu itu dinding, kalau bersih baru lu jilat. Haiyaa lu, manyak tak senonoh wo.

Ini steamed fish juga manyak bikin lu stim wo. Ikan manyak fresh. Wa manyak suka sama ikan. Ini ikan merah. Lu boleh order itu ikan kerapu kalau lu suka merapu.

Ini kepah wa kurang suka. Kurang suka tapi wa makan jugak sampai licin. Kalu lu manyak fan sama kepah, lu order ini lah.

Nasi goreng juga manyak sedap. Lu takmau order ketam juga nevermind. Lu order itu nasi goreng ketam sama kailan. Sudah cukup. Perut manyak happy.

Ini telur goreng. Nampak biasa, wa talak pandai ambik gambar. Ini bukan telur biasa wa cakap sama lu, Edison Chan panggil ini oyster omellete. Telur campur oyster itu yang Mr Bean suka makan. Wa talak suka itu oyster, tapi wa manyak suka ini telur oyster.

Satu lagi, wa manyak suka sama itu fishball soup, tapi hari ini nasib wa talak baik. Itu fish ball soup sudah habis.


Lu olang selamat menjamu selera. Eh selamat menjamu mata. Wa sengaja tarok sini, biar lu olang kat Vietnam, Japan, London, Australia, Indonesia, Canada, India sama Kuala Lumpur sana dapat menjamu mata. Lu olang silelah berterima kasih sama wa. Wa tau memang susah mau cari olang baik hati macam wa.

Wa mau chiow dulu lah. Wa mau mintak komisen sama itu tokey, wa sudah pelomot lestolan dia.

Next time wa janji wa kasi lu olang menjamu mata lagi.

Gong Xi Gong Xi! =D